FISTFULAYEN

I have a new diet and exercise regimen, both prescribed by Todd Smith, aka LL Cool J.

Why LL?. Good question. Well, I suppose it’s…

…better than Carrot Top…

…or Joe Piscopo…

…or Big Pun (RIP).

I’m through week 2. Been listening to a lot of Radio this week. Zoe even took a before picture (against her will). I’d publish it except for the fact that what I’m most lacking is LL’s tan. Trust me, better kept in the vault.

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I bought Cris a copy of the book, too. He’s already crying about the 40+ eggs/week.

Craig warned me if I end up looking like LL my wife will leave me. I think he meant love me. Must’ve been a typo.

I’m not sure if I’m joking or not yet, or if it’s even funny. Or how long it’ll last. But hey, a little watching what you eat and lifting weights never hurt anyone. Except Carrot Top, I suppose. Oh, and Joe Piscopo.

Rock the bells,
ian

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Written while listening to: Cesar Mariano & Cia – Fabrica